Brook Lopez has the athleticism of a rock. He leaps like a picnic table, floats like a brick, and dunks with the strength of a six-year-old girl. He’s about as explosive as wet gunpowder, and his top speed is slower than dial-up internet.
Most rocks are far more athletic than Jason Collins. Honorable mention to Tyson Chandler, who loses because Brook Lopez dunked it backwards.
Dunk rating on the Starbury Nastiness Scale:
Throwback Poster of the Day: Can’t honestly say I’ve ever heard of Joe Courtney, but I imagine this is the best of his 106 career field goals…