Kwame Brown decided to go with a sleek pair of specs tonight against the Knicks…
I think I figured out what Kwame was trying to do here. This decision has absolutely nothing to do with eye safety, or fashion. Kwame was clearly trying to go incognito tonight. It makes so much sense if you put yourself in his shoes. You’re Kwame Brown, one of the biggest busts in NBA history. You know the crowd will be making fun of your every miscue, and since you’re Kwame Brown, you know beforehand that you’re going to f@#k up at least five times. So what do you do? Just try to go out there and blend in. The disguise actually fooled me for a moment, I had no clue who he was… until the PA announcer belted out, “ALSO CHECKING IN FOR YOUR CHARLOTTE BOBCATS, NUMBER 54, KWAMEEE BROOOOOWN!” Poor Kwame, nothing ever works out for him. I can picture him mumbling obscenities under his breath as the PA guy blew his cover. With his plan of going unidentified foiled, it didn’t take him long to choke under the pressure of being Kwame Brown. If the guy didn’t make millions of dollars to play my favorite sport I’d definitely feel for him.
Official –Swag-O-Meter– Rating:
1/5
Not because the glasses look dumb… but because he’s Kwame Brown. The guy could take the court sporting a ‘fro, two headbands, and an arm sleeve… he’d still be completely swagless.
