Stephen Jackson Is Too Trill To Hang With NBA Players

Stephen Jackson is trill.  If you have no idea what that means, pick up any of Bun B’s last three albums, hit up Urban Dictionary, or simply consider everything you know about Stephen Jackson, because he personifies trill.  One might even go as far as to say Stephen Jackson, whose Twitter handle is @DaTrillStak5, is the trillest of the trill… although there are certainly more than a few rappers who would vehemently dispute such a claim.

Unlike Stephen Jackson, skinny jeans are not trill.  Neither are Tyson Chandler and Amare Stoudemire, apparently, which is why Stephen Jackson doesn’t hang out with them.

Shots fired!

All I can think about now is the brief period of time during which Stephen Jackson and Tyson Chandler were teammates.  Did the two have any discussions about being trill?  Did the stark contrast in their respective levels of trill cause a rift in the locker room?  Did Larry Brown ever figure out what the hell trill even means?

If only I was trill enough to hang with Stephen Jackson…

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