Although photographic evidence suggests that Shane Battier’s head wrinkles remain very much intact, this is a perfect example of why Twitter is one of the greatest inventions of the modern day. What the hell was I even doing with my Monday afternoons before I had access to a constantly-updating stream of NBA players’ deepest thoughts and most poignant observations? I don’t think I want to remember, because I’m damn near certain my leisure time consisted of no activity as entertaining as reading a tweet direct from Ty Lawson about Shane Battier’s head wrinkles.
I feel very fortunate to have finished off my energy drink just a moment before seeing this. I was very nearly out one keyboard. Pause. Well, I guess I didn’t say anything suspect, but just for the sake of pausing.
