Do any of my readers happen to have a friend or family member who’s passionate about both the NBA and breakfast? If so, I’ve discovered the Christmas gift of all Christmas gifts. Behold, the NBA Pro Toast toaster:
That’s right, for just $34.99 $29.98 you can either burn your favorite NBA team’s logo into your own breakfast, or give a loved one the ability to do so. I came across this incredible cooking machine while browsing through a table full of odd items at my local Olympia Sports. I actually discovered it last night, but I didn’t have a camera with me, so I went back today to photograph it. There were two of them the first time I went, but upon my return only one remained. If you want one of these bad boys it looks like you’ll have to act fast.
Seven questions I have regarding this device:
- Does the Celtics toaster really do a Lakers logo?
- Does Sacramento Kings toast taste like crap?
- Does the Nets toaster even work?
- Will the Raptors toaster only work with Candian White?
- Does Spurs toast come out tasting rather bland?
- Does Cavalier toast taste particularly salty?
- Does a Warriors or Suns toaster cook faster than all the others?
If anyone buys one of these, could you please let me know? Thanks.
