Kevin Durant Reveals the Contents of His Backpack

If you’re anything like me, then you’ve been dying to know what exactly Kevin Durant is hauling around in that backpack that he’s been wearing to all of his postgame interviews this postseason.  Well, wonder no more, because a curious reporter helped us get the answer…

-1 Ipad
-1 Bible
-1 set of headphones
-unidentified amount of phone chargers

And there you have it; the contents of KD’s napsack revealed!  To be perfectly honest, I’m a little disappointed… not only is that a severely understocked bag (where’s the pencils, pens, spare change, pencil sharpener, etc?), but there’s really nothing interesting in there either.  I was hoping he was carrying something cool, like a load of Kevin Durant bobbleheads to hand out to kids on the street, or maybe a massive bundle of cash (if I was an NBA player I’d probably trade a wallet for a backpack).  Nope, none of that, just electronics.  Oh well, I still dig the swag; he even straps it across his chest.  That’s ill.

Official –Swag-O-Meter– Rating:

4/5

-1 swag point for having a Mac.  Macs suck.

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