Is anyone out there looking for a new watch this holiday season? How about a new cell phone, or maybe both? If so, Ron Artest and I have discovered the perfect product for you! It’s called the iCell, and it’s basically a miniature smart phone equipped with a band that allows its owner to wear it around the wrist, like a watch. It comes in a variety of different colors, such as LA Laker gold, and can purchased online and shipped to your front door for just $219.99 — a very reasonable price to pay for the ability to check the weather and play basketball at the same time.
So, how long until we start seeing tweets from Californians claiming to have witnessed Ron Artest walking down the street talking to his own forearm? I’ll be looking forward to that.
