Griffin’s Clippers Humiliate Trash-Talkin’ Cousins And His Sacramento Queens

Thank you, DeMarcus Cousins, for getting Blake Griffin and the Clippers good and pissed off.  You really helped to liven up the League Pass on a Saturday night.  For those of you who thought you had something better to do than to stay at home and watch the NBA, you missed a f@cking dandy of a blowout.

It’s almost 3 AM and I’m pretty tired, so I’m not gonna sit here and break the whole thing down for you.  It wasn’t the kind of game that calls for that type of sh!t anyway.  Basically, LA’s mini home-and-home rivalry with the Kings, which they swept decisively, culminated in the highlight sequence of the season…

If Blake is an actor, how would you critique that performance, Mr. Cousins?  I see that you had a front-row seat!

I have no idea how many other dunks the Clippers had in this  game, and I’m not going to go back and count them all, but let me assure you that they were throwing down ALL. NIGHT. LONG.  Six-foot-one Eric Bledsoe had two smashes, I know that.  The one you didn’t just watch looked like a goddamn LeBron James dunk the way he cocked it and delivered.  Blake Griffin had to have had five or six.  DeAndre, Kenyon, Foye… I know they all had at least one.

Although the Kings were in this thing for a while–within one in the second half, actually–they ended up getting completely destroyed, 109-94, and in the most humiliating fashion imaginable.

As for Cousins, who mixed things up with Griffin in the first game and frustratedly called him “an actor” after spending the entire night mired in foul trouble, Kenyon Martin pretty much took care of him.  After scoring 10 points on 7 shots in the opening quarter, Cousins went 1-12 for 5 points.  The first game went similarly.  Cousins had dropped 6 early, but then K-Mart checked in and he scored 2 over the final 40+ minutes.

So, with a defensive assist from his buddy Kenyon, Blake Griffin clowned on Cousins and company in round two of a lopsided (or should I say LOBsided?) battle.  Griffin finished Saturday night’s triumph with 27 points, 14 rebounds, 4 assists, a couple of steals, and countless highlights on 12-15 from the floor.  The circus shot of the year could’ve been tacked on had the officials not negated it on account of a phantom traveling violation.  I don’t recall a single flop from Griffin, but Cousins hit the deck a few times.

Nothin’ like a good ol’ fashioned ass whoopin’, eh DeMarcus?  If I thought you had any shame I’d say you got embarrassed.

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6 Responses to Griffin’s Clippers Humiliate Trash-Talkin’ Cousins And His Sacramento Queens

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  2. Mr. Ware says:

    You don’t know your !ss from a hole in the ground. As you worship griffin and the perennial losers(below the Kings for 10-20 years overall), it was just another game. You insult the KINGS with no justification. You might be the ‘queen’ – I don’t
    know or care. I have more respect for the game and it’s players than you show. I dare say Cousins will learn and be formidable in his own right. Take a chill pill and think before you write bullsh!t.

    • Stephen Coston says:

      A) The Kings, specifically Cousins, talked trash before the game, then got creamed… justification?
      B) “Queens” is a tribute to one of Shaquille O’Neal’s most famous off-court moments.
      C) I’ll pay Cousins his respect when he earns it. For now, he’s a baby. Period.
      D) It was a post made in fun about an entertaining game. Cousins talked trash, Cousins got smoked. That’s funny to me, and if it’s not funny to you then you may be taking the game a bit too seriously. Or you’re an angry Kings fan. One or the other.

  3. Mr. Ware says:

    A). The KINGS did not talk trash, just Cousins.
    B). Shaq is a fool. He’s in the past and you want to
    quote him….right.
    C). Your opinion is taken (it’s America). Cousins is
    young and will grow and improve. ‘A baby’ wouldn’t
    almost lead the league in double-doubles. Cousins
    is second or third on that list.
    D). I didn’t find your post funny, period. I take things
    seriously when called for. I am not an angry Kings
    fan, I just recognize b.s. Take that chill pill.

    • Stephen Coston says:

      A) I said “specifically Cousins.”
      B) Shaq may be a fool… but it was still funny when he called the Kings the Queens.
      C) If you don’t find Cousins to be rather immature then we’re going to have to agree to disagree.
      D) Not sure what “B.S” you’re referring to. I don’t think I reported anything that wasn’t factual. Sorry you didn’t find the way I laid out the information to be funny.

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