Amare Stoudemire’s Latest Fashion Statement

I imagine that Amare Stoudemire considers himself to be a pretty happening fella’.  A quick google image search reveals photos of STAT rocking everything from scarves, to bow ties, to gold rope chains, to hipster specs.  On one hand, I suppose his fashion sense could be considered exceptionally diverse… but on the other hand, it seems to lack a real identity.  I mean, one minute he looks like your college classmate, and the next minute he’s dressed like your dad.  He even swagger-jacked Craig Sager one time.  So, does it surprise me that he’s giving diamond fronts a try?  Not at all.  I’m actually surprised it took him this long, seeing as gold grills peaked in popularity at least five years ago.

Official –Swag-O-Meter– Rating:

3.5/5

Sorry, Amare, but I can’t do any better than that.  I’m a big advocate of iced-out teeth, but you didn’t play in ‘em like Ivan Johnson, and the rest of your get up really doesn’t go along with what’s happening in your mouth.  I mean, a hooded sweater, a fedora, some sort of wooden necklace… and a set of diamond fronts?  It’s like, WTF are those doing there? Cool teeth, but a confused look overall.

Amare’s teeth were first spotted/captured by NBAOffseason.com.

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2 Responses to Amare Stoudemire’s Latest Fashion Statement

  1. niokulis says:

    grills are disgusting. I expected more sense from a guy like Amare.
    btw is that sorrow tattoo on his right cheek?

    • Stephen Coston says:

      I like the teeth and hate the rest of the outfit.

      The tear drop tattoo is in memory of his brother, who recently died in a car accident.

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